Conversations with Caroline

I love having conversations with Caroline.  About half of them don't make any sense, but they make me laugh.  Here are a couple from our morning together.

C: I have a boo-boo on my hand.

Me: oh no.  How did that happen?

C: I got it in the bathtub.  I was swimming but I wasn't.  I was sitting like this.  (Lays on her tummy on the floor)

Me:  I am so sorry! Good thing you were so brave!

C: yeah...but I love chocolate chip cookies.

Me: me too.

C: because we are best friends.

Me: we sure are.

C: let's sign. We are best friends.  We are best friends.  Not Ann Parker.

Me: Ann Parker is our best friend too.

C:  no she's not because she is too little and she can't have my ladybug plate.  Mommy, I got this boo boo on my hand (same one from one minute prior) because I tried to hit Ann Parker.

Me: I thought you got that in the bathtub.

C: good thing it isn't snowing today.  I don't have a snow blower.  I love chocolate chip cookies and toys and treats.  I will get some.  I have six 6 pennies.

Me:  ummmm...what?

C:I don't feel well today because I love painting today.

Me: painting doesn't make you feel bad.

C: oh I get it.  

She starts setting out her paints and I continue picking up, assuming the conversation is over.

C: I love painting today because of Baby Moses.

Conversation is totally over... Mommy doesn't know how to respond.